Today, we welcomed a new digital scale and had to say goodbye to the often-incorrect spring scale. After months of excitement about what we weighed, we were slapped into reality as we stepped on the digital bully. Apparently, springy-scale was about 8 pounds less than what my real weight is. Sigh.
Now I need to find some sort of effective way to lose 8 pounds so that I feel better about myself. Maybe I’ll cut off my left foot. That might do it.