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I did not leave Ariana and Harper in their pajamas until after lunch. I didn’t let them get PB&J mess all over said pajamas. And I definitely did not let them play in the same pajamas for another hour after lunch before getting them dressed for the day.
And even if I did, I certainly wouldn’t have taken pictures of them in their “PB&PJs” (That’s clever! Don’t pretend you aren’t impressed!)
I did not find a rotten tomato on the windowsill. After not finding a tomato, I certainly would not have said “ew, gross!” and then take a picture before throwing it out. That would be gross!
(I am not adding the picture I did not take because it was kinda moldy and I don’t wanna scare away potential new readers :)
It was not me who considered using heavy whipping cream in my rice krispies this morning because we ran out of milk.
I did not flash my engagement ring (wasn’t wearing my wedding band or I would not have flashed that too) repeatedly at a cashier at the store who was making goo-goo eyes at my husband. After I didn’t do that, I most definitely did not put my hand around his waist and pull him out of the store.
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