Terry: How many wipes did you use?
Me: Maybe 3? There were hardly any in there!
Terry: That’s what she said.
Me: Who’s “she”?!
Terry: I don’t know who she is, I just know it’s what she said!
Me: That’s even worse!
Terry: What?! I swear, I have no idea who she is- I’m just digging the hole deeper and deeper, aren’t I?
Me: You better not be digging any holes!
Terry: That’s what she said!